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Dear QualityNet: STOP spamming my inbox with your adverts
Monday, 27 Jul, 2009 – 13:12 | 2 Comments
Dear QualityNet: STOP spamming my inbox with your adverts

Seems QualityNet is trying really hard to push across its ‘Summer Promotion’ to everyone in Kuwait. I have been getting their emails for the offers at the rate of 2-3 every second day. To make matters worse they send one in English and another one in Arabic…ehmm Dear QualityNet, I can read English, I can [...]

Brace for the Eclipse tomorrow believers & non-believers
Tuesday, 21 Jul, 2009 – 22:07 | No Comment
Brace for the Eclipse tomorrow believers & non-believers

So nearly everyone is on for the Celestial showdown tomorrow..the dance of Moon, Sun and Earth which will present an unprecedented experience to most of us,the most complete Solar Eclipse of the century. Yes this kind of eclipse will not take place in another 100 years and this should not be missed. I have witnessed [...]

RIPOFF: Incoming calls to be charged again?!
Monday, 16 Feb, 2009 – 21:16 | 3 Comments
RIPOFF: Incoming calls to be charged again?!

News outlets are buzzing that atleast “two” mobile carrier companies in Kuwait are already complaining that they are not able to make huge ripoff profits from us, after the incoming call charges were lifted late last year. Now who could these “two” companies be?! Ofcourse we all know that these would be the same companies [...]

Chinese astro-cast for Year of Ox
Monday, 26 Jan, 2009 – 8:48 | No Comment
Chinese astro-cast for Year of Ox

Hmm..so I am supposed to be a ’snake’ according to Chinese astro-cast. So much for hissing and puffing on the blog.. Don’t take this one on face value, I might strike when you least expect, or might creepy crawl on you. So how is the Year of Ox slated for ’snakes’? Here is an excerpt..
Snake [...]

The doctor said, “Same boring thing”. Thank God for that..
Sunday, 11 Jan, 2009 – 10:15 | No Comment
The doctor said, “Same boring thing”. Thank God for that..

Lovely weather..aint’it..?!! NOT…[watch Borat to get this one]
Visited the doctor early in the morning, and guess what, had 2 patients ahead of me, and 4 behind me. Everyone [including myself] clutching to warm pullovers, pashminas, woolens, and the pale drowned out faces. Sniffing every couple of minutes, coughing the next minute, and shaking mildly the [...]

Mystery of Voluntary Sickness?!
Tuesday, 30 Dec, 2008 – 9:47 | 2 Comments
Mystery of Voluntary Sickness?!

So unfair…so so unfair is the call of everyone I come across when you get a weekend holiday break, and then one working day, and then one holiday, and then 2 working days, and then finally 3 holidays.
Well consider this week itself…Friday-Saturday was off, then we had Sunday as work day, then Monday as New [...]

Absolute winner: Douchebag biker gets his day in the court for speeding
Sunday, 7 Dec, 2008 – 16:51 | One Comment
Absolute winner: Douchebag biker gets his day in the court for speeding

Ok watch this video till the dead end..this douchebag biker has an absolute winning [or!?] day in courtroom and then some more. He is caught for speeding…

Whats with the tyre burning & marriage celebrations?
Sunday, 30 Nov, 2008 – 12:58 | No Comment
Whats with the tyre burning & marriage celebrations?

Over the weekend we had a clamour of horn honking and ecstatic drivers shouting and tyre burning on the 5th Ring Road, blocking the traffic and polluting the area. I dont get the idea of honking horns and driving on the main roads blocking the traffic in marriage celebrations. Whats more surprising this time was [...]

WTF: Epic dance-off between Obama and McCain [surprise guest too]
Thursday, 23 Oct, 2008 – 22:08 | No Comment
WTF: Epic dance-off between Obama and McCain [surprise guest too]

Unbelievable McCain Vs. Obama Dance-Off – Watch more free videos
This is ingenious…I just LMAO…ROFLMAO…amazing…

He vs. She in Office
Sunday, 24 Aug, 2008 – 8:50 | One Comment
He vs. She in Office

How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)
1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.
2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He’s obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered.
She’s obviously a disorganised scatterbrain
3. HE is [...]

How to score with women?
Thursday, 14 Aug, 2008 – 10:50 | One Comment
How to score with women?

 
SIMPLE DUTIES
* You make the bed…..+1
* You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows…..0
* You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets…..-1
* You leave the toilet seat up…..-5
* You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty…..0
* When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex…..-1
* When the Kleenex runs [...]

Interesting bullshit you can do everyday…
Sunday, 27 Jul, 2008 – 16:58 | No Comment
Interesting bullshit you can do everyday…

At times when the whole country seems to be slogging with the vacations and the heat..here are couple of abso-double-doubtly bullshit things you can do to contribute…
1. The ATM game
Try to pull your ATM card out of the ATM machine before the dumbbox beeps. Bonus points…here because with single transaction you get three chances, a) [...]

Must have gadget for your car in Kuwait
Thursday, 5 Jun, 2008 – 15:04 | No Comment
Must have gadget for your car in Kuwait

 
Would love to have this on my car…with the flick of a button the message can be conveyed clearly. The only drawback is that the gadget is configured to use a preset of following emoticons… *sigh* if only I could draw more colorful emoticons

More information [LINK]

Gentlemen: What women do in front of mirror?
Saturday, 31 May, 2008 – 3:00 | 3 Comments
Gentlemen: What women do in front of mirror?

If you have women around house…wife, sister, GF, mumsy…then you are well aware of their endless, shameless, infinite sit-n-stare-n-do something routine in front of the mirror. This ‘do something’ has always sort of amazed and puzzled me. Well apart from the fact that its a self-righteous, self-assessing, self-self task of admiring, this do something is [...]