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		<title>Dear QualityNet: STOP spamming my inbox with your adverts</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 10:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seems QualityNet is trying really hard to push across its &#8216;Summer Promotion&#8217; to everyone in Kuwait. I have been getting their emails for the offers at the rate of 2-3 every second day. To make matters worse they send one in English and another one in Arabic&#8230;ehmm Dear QualityNet, I can read English, I can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brace for the Eclipse tomorrow believers &amp; non-believers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:07:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So nearly everyone is on for the Celestial showdown tomorrow..the dance of Moon, Sun and Earth which will present an unprecedented experience to most of us,the most complete Solar Eclipse of the century. Yes this kind of eclipse will not take place in another 100 years and this should not be missed. I have witnessed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RIPOFF: Incoming calls to be charged again?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:16:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DA</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[News outlets are buzzing that atleast &#8220;two&#8221; mobile carrier companies in Kuwait are already complaining that they are not able to make huge ripoff profits from us, after the incoming call charges were lifted late last year. Now who could these &#8220;two&#8221; companies be?! Ofcourse we all know that these would be the same companies [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chinese astro-cast for Year of Ox</title>
		<link>http://www.chillnite.com/chinese-astro-cast-for-year-of-ox</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 05:48:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DA</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hmm..so I am supposed to be a &#8217;snake&#8217; according to Chinese astro-cast. So much for hissing and puffing on the blog.. Don&#8217;t take this one on face value, I might strike when you least expect, or might creepy crawl on you. So how is the Year of Ox slated for &#8217;snakes&#8217;? Here is an excerpt..
Snake [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The doctor said, &#8220;Same boring thing&#8221;. Thank God for that..</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 07:15:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DA</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lovely weather..aint&#8217;it..?!! NOT&#8230;[watch Borat to get this one]
Visited the doctor early in the morning, and guess what, had 2 patients ahead of me, and 4 behind me. Everyone [including myself] clutching to warm pullovers, pashminas, woolens, and the pale drowned out faces. Sniffing every couple of minutes, coughing the next minute, and shaking mildly the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mystery of Voluntary Sickness?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:47:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DA</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So unfair&#8230;so so unfair is the call of everyone I come across when you get a weekend holiday break, and then one working day, and then one holiday, and then 2 working days, and then finally 3 holidays.
Well consider this week itself&#8230;Friday-Saturday was off, then we had Sunday as work day, then Monday as New [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Absolute winner: Douchebag biker gets his day in the court for speeding</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 13:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DA</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok watch this video till the dead end..this douchebag biker has an absolute winning [or!?] day in courtroom and then some more. He is caught for speeding&#8230;

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		<title>Whats with the tyre burning &amp; marriage celebrations?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 09:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DA</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over the weekend we had a clamour of horn honking and ecstatic drivers shouting and tyre burning on the 5th Ring Road, blocking the traffic and polluting the area. I dont get the idea of honking horns and driving on the main roads blocking the traffic in marriage celebrations. Whats more surprising this time was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WTF: Epic dance-off between Obama and McCain [surprise guest too]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:08:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DA</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unbelievable McCain Vs. Obama Dance-Off &#8211; Watch more free videos
This is ingenious&#8230;I just LMAO&#8230;ROFLMAO&#8230;amazing&#8230;
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		<title>He vs. She in Office</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 05:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DA</dc:creator>
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How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)
1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.
2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He&#8217;s obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered.
She&#8217;s obviously a disorganised scatterbrain
3. HE is [...]]]></description>
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