Articles in the Satire Category
I have recently been promoted to 30 something club. Call it God’s will or Nature’s cycleomania. I feel blessed. Not many people achieve this but I am here healthy, happy and moving ahead. Thanks Allah, God, Christ, Bhagwan….
Are you one of my club-mates? If you are then you may understand some of what is coming [...]
Ever since the traffic department has banned the usage of mobile phone since May 1, we have all been through the drills of using hands-free while driving around Kuwait. But I guess the better part of this law has been to observe the other drivers. Here are some of my observations:
1. The juggler syndrome:
Most of [...]
We have all seen doodles on Google or as they say Google Doodles, which appear every now and then commemorating some occasion or personality or event on Google.com
Google Doodles are those small alterations that are made on the Google logos. They are drawn by the Google Webmaster aka Master Doodler Dennis Hwang. Here is a [...]
This happened at Grand Central in NY. A true spirit of expressionism.
Welcome to Kuwait of 2008…and a much needed warm welcome to me back in Kuwait. First impressions….Kuwait is cold weather-wise. To put it more delicately…friggin freezing wet’n cold. The cabbie was a-ok to compare Kuwait to London when he poured in all the chillness of last couple of days about how it went below zero [...]
If there was ever a Cheesiest of Cheesy Choice Awards then FM 99.70 or Super Station Radio Kuwait , its dj’s and adverts would scoop them through the roof. The over-greasy Yankee accent of the DJ’s, clichés, avoidable voice overs, lame jokes fill up your ears if you are tuned in to FM 99.70.
While driving [...]
Our ideas – Clueless
Our communication – Wireless
Our business – Cashless
Our telephone – Cordless
Our cooking – Fireless
Our youth – Jobless
Our religion – Creedless
Our food – Fatless
Our faith – Godless
Our labor – Effortless
Our conduct – Worthless
Our relation – Loveless
Our attitude – Careless
Our feelings – Heartless
Our politics – Shameless
Our education – Valueless
Our follies – Countless
Our arguments – Baseless
Our [...]
Seriously someone dial 911 or 777 or whatever number we have here in Kuwait for an urgent situation…Someone mail the management, the editorial section and stakeholders of Kuwait Times. The future of Kuwait Times can be foretold with such statements from their staff columnists.
Writing an article for Kuwait Times becomes as boring as doing homework [...]
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger
You’ve never quite sure whether it’s ok to eat green crisps
Everyone who grew up in the [...]
