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He vs. She in Office

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He vs. She in Office

How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)

1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.

2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He’s obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

HER desk is cluttered.
She’s obviously a disorganised scatterbrain

3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal

SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.

4. HE’s not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.

SHE’s not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies’ room.

5. HE’s not in the office.
He’s meeting with customers.

SHE’s not in the office.
She must be out shopping.

6. HE’s having lunch with the boss.
He’s on his way up.

SHE’s having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.

7. The boss criticised HIM.
He’ll prove his performance.

The boss criticized HER.
She’ll be very upset.

8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?

SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?

9. HE’s getting married.
He’ll get more settled.

SHE’s getting married.
She’ll get pregnant and leave.

10. HE’s having a baby.
He’ll need a raise.

SHE’s having a baby.
She’ll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

11. HE’s going on a business trip.
It’s good for his career.

SHE’s going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?

12. HE’s leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.

SHE’s leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.

Hilarious..Only in Egypt

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How to score with women?

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How to score with women?

 

SIMPLE DUTIES

* You make the bed…..+1
* You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows…..0
* You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets…..-1

* You leave the toilet seat up…..-5
* You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty…..0
* When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex…..-1
* When the Kleenex runs out you use the nex t bathroom…. ; -2
* You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings…..+5
* In the snow …..+8
* But return with beer…..-5
* And no liners…..-25

* You check out a suspicious noise at night…..0
* You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing…..0
* You check out a suspicious noise and it is something…..+5
* You pummel it with a six iron…..+10
* It’s her cat…..-40

AT THE PARTY

* You stay by her side the entire party…..0
* You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old drinking buddy…..-2
* Named Tiffany…..-4
* Tiffany is a dancer…..-10
* With breast implants…..-18

HER BIRTHDAY

* You remember her birthday…..0
* You buy a card and flowers…..0
* You take her out to dinner…..0
* You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar…..+1
* Okay, it is a sports bar…..-2
* And it’s all-you-can-eat night…..-3
* It’s a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and you r face is painted the colors of your favorite team ¦.-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

* Go with a pal…..0
* The pal is happily married…..+1
* The pal is single…..-7
* He drives a Ferrari…..-10
* With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED)…..-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER

* You take her to a movie…..+2
* You take her to a movie she likes…..+4
* You take her to a movie you hate…..+6
* You take her to a movie you like…..-2
* It’s called Death Cop III…..-3
* Which features Cyborgs that crush human skulls…..-9
* You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans…..-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE

* You develop a noticeable pot belly…..-15
* You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it…..+10
* You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts…..-30
* You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too.”…..-800

THE BIG QUESTION

* She asks, “Does this dress make me look fat?”
* You hesitate in responding…..-10
* You reply, “Where?”…..-35
* You reply, “No, I think it’s your ass”…..-100
* Any other response…..-20

COMMUNICATION

* When she wants to talk about a problem:
* You listen, displaying a concerned expression…..0
* You listen, for over 30 minutes…..+5
* You relate to her problem and share a similar experience…..+50
* Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying, “…well, what do you think I should do?”…..-100
* You have fallen asleep…..-200

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH

* You talk…..-100
* You don’t talk…..-150
* You spend time with her……-200
* You don’t spend time with her…..-500
* You seem to be enjoying yourself..-1000

GAME OVER. YOU LOSE.

Download worldwide Ramadan calendar & prayer timings for 2008-1429h

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Download worldwide Ramadan calendar & prayer timings for 2008-1429h

ChillNite.com is offering free downloads of the Ramadan calendar and Prayer timings for 2008-1429h.
The Ramadan calendar is dated from September 1-September 30, 2008.

These calendars are divided in various zones of cities/countries.

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Sahara Golf Club Kuwait offering major discounts on memberships in August

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Sahara Golf Club Kuwait offering major discounts on memberships in August

Sahara Golf Club Kuwait offering major discounts on memberships in August

Things you need to know

1. This memberships include the following:

- All Green Fees

- Driving Range facilities

As well as all the Leisure facilities at Sahara.

- Our flood-lit tennis courts

- Two championship standard squash courts

- 3 swimming pools (one indoor pool)

- Two fully equipped gymnasiums

- Sauna, steam room and Jacuzzi

2. All Memberships are for a 6 month duration.

3. Memberships are payable in full in Cash, Credit card or Cheque.

4. This membership can only be bought during the period of 1st August-31st August 2008.

For more information contact:

Sahara Kuwait

Tel: +965 840084 ext 7303
Fax: +965 5305030
Mob: +965 7067638

www.SaharaKuwait.com

P.O Box 29930
Safat
13160
Kuwait 

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