Reality bites…things that never change
Submitted by DA on Tuesday, 16 October 2007View Comments
- Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones
- At the end of every party there is always a girl crying
- One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger
- You’ve never quite sure whether it’s ok to eat green crisps
- Everyone who grew up in the 80’s has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator
- Reading when you’re drunk is horrible
- Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly
- You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden
- Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl
- You never know where to look when eating a banana
- Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat
- Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly
- Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball
- You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses
- Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school
- The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad
- The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity
- Some days you see lots of people on crutches
- Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush
- Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
- Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee
- Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited
- You never ever run out of salt
- Old ladies can eat more than you think
- You can’t respect a man who carries a dog
- There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something
- No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers
- Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan
- The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug
- People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard
- You’ve turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with
- Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose
- Bricks are horrible to carry
- In every plate of chips there is a bad chip
