Reality Check: Indian Cricket Team
Submitted by DA on Thursday, 5 April 2007View Comments
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.
Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.
What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls
What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : “Hello”
Wife :”Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.”
Indian Team Manager:”Sorry,he is just going to bat”
Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on”








