Reality Check: Indian Cricket Team
Submitted by DA on Thursday, 5 April 20072 Comments
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.
Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.
What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls
What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : “Hello”
Wife :”Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.”
Indian Team Manager:”Sorry,he is just going to bat”
Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on”
But, no Indian has ever been caught for drug use, but our Pakistani team mates?! and your jokes were way too substandard. they are the only team which poses any threat to the arrogant aussies.
What a travesty !!! A flagrantly jealous Paki in the garb of a white collar unabashedly displaying the audacity of vituperating the Indian team, which has literally massacred the Pakis in the cricket field both at home and abroad for the last few years. Of course, such a reaction can be expected from the denizens of a terrorist state, wilting in despair and envy at India’s unparalleled march towards long term progress, prosperity, and cognisance as a superpower in every facet. Have you Pakis even launched a needle in space, let alone a rocket/shuttle ? Its high time the Pakis jettisoned their propensity to castigate everything Indian and got their own dilapidated and fetid house in order first.
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