WTF is with:

• Loud enough greetings that could shake a poor sod out of comatose
• Congregations of Astronomical proportions in 2m by 2m cubicle
• Cheesy Breakfast of gastronomical proportions 365 days in the workplace
• Same suit & Humongous ties & Overly humongous tie knots 365 days
• 1000 adjectives to just say Hello or Goodbye
• Cruising in World War II relic Mercedes & Beemers thinking of it as nextgen Ferrari
• Cursing with loud [read visible] hand gestures swirling in circles and to-n-fro motion

…I guess you get the drift